So, while defending my family, I fought off a rabid saber-tooth jagcat who was trying to devour me and my loved ones. While I snapped his neck, slashed his throat, cut off all of his paws and disemboweled him, he only managed to inflict a small scratch across the back of my left hand. I wear it as a badge. A badge of decency, respect and dominance. It was gorilla warfare!
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was that my jagcat?... sorry about that, it has been getting out a lot lately and returning home dragging something. i hope it didn't cause you too much trouble
--Josh
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